Day 2: A Rewe Toilet, Geranium Idyll and Wheat-Beer Ice Cream
We spend our first night about 30 kilometres south of Munich, close to the Isar. As we stretch our tarps over the Brommies, we’re attacked by hornets drawn to our head torches – very loud and very scary – but then the rain arrives, drives the hornets away and lulls us to sleep.
The next morning is dry and breezy. The only sound is the Isar burbling away nearby. We’re just making coffee when something starts brewing in the sky as well. Nils’s rain radar tells us we’d better hurry up and find shelter. What follows is easily our fastest stretch of riding so far, all the way to the Rewe supermarket in Wolfratshausen’s industrial estate. Instead of sitting romantically beside the gurgling Isar, we have cars rushing past us. But there are bread rolls. And an excellent toilet.
We decide we’re going to ride for a full hour without stopping. Twelve minutes later, an Isar rope swing forces us to pull over. After that, though, we make decent progress – until a farm vending machine appears at the side of the road and, in accordance with the rules, we have to stop. Which means a round of surprisingly inventive farm-made ice cream. Our flavours of choice: cheesecake, buttermilk and wheat beer – sweet, salty, bitter and genuinely delicious.
The route is stunning. We northern Germans haven’t spent much time in the Alpine foothills for years, and both the landscape and the architecture – all those pretty farmhouses overflowing with geraniums – feel almost like a film set. And the Isar is just ridiculous. How can a river this beautifully blue and clear flow straight through Munich and then shimmer an even more spectacular icy blue as you head south?
Day 3: Ride, Fold, Enjoy
Eighty kilometres south of Munich, we sleep beneath our tarps under an almost full moon. We take the following morning slowly. Very slowly. But then, the spot is simply too lovely. It’s too beautiful to leave. Breakfast, coffee, and the feeling that we’ve already been immersed in nature for days.
When the sun finally rounds the corner of the mountain, it beats down relentlessly. There isn’t a cloud or a patch of shade in sight, so we pedal hard on the Brommies just to create a cooling breeze – before deciding to switch sides of the Isar by the most direct route possible. Crossing the river is just far too much fun when it’s hot.
Bikes on our shoulders, crystal-clear, cold water around our feet.
We’re rather underwhelmed by the Sylvenstein Reservoir – a fairly famous photography spot in the Isarwinkel. The water level is very low and the light extremely harsh, so we decide not to bother shooting it. That’s actually fairly representative of our trips: you plan a route around certain images you have in your head, then set off and discover completely different things. Scenes that turn out to be far more interesting than the ones you had imagined beforehand.